funnyordie:

21 Best Pics of All Time of the Week
This week’s pics are just saying what we’re all thinking.
vinylespassion:

Garrard Triumph, 1955.

vinylespassion:

Garrard Triumph, 1955.

Bisexual community: We define bisexuality as attraction to people of the same gender and different genders.
Biphobes: Aaaaactually bisexuality means "attracted to men and women" because the prefix "bi" means "two".
Bisexual community: Okay, that's a really narrow and finicky way of examining things, but yes the prefix bi means two. Which means that bisexual people are attracted to two different gender groups. Like, for example, people of the same gender as them and people of a different gender than them. Which is what we said. Our definition of our own sexual orientation is still right even with your narrow and finicky standards applied to it.
Biphobes: Sorry, I didn't catch any of that. I have my entire head and neck firmly lodged up my own ass. Bi means two. Bisexual means
sleep-so-softly:

I think I’m going to cry

sleep-so-softly:

I think I’m going to cry

(Source: danieltflynn, via misterkevin)

oh my it has been WAY to long since i was on tumblr…. dont worry im back my love!!

I become attached to people I shouldn’t.
I distance myself from the people who matter.
I am bad with people.
I am good at being alone.
But I hate being lonely.

tastefullyoffensive:

[psoasaosp]

tastefullyoffensive:

The Six Laws of Adorability by Jacob Andrews [collegehumor]

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

(Source: lora-does-things, via starshipsandcheesecake)