I become attached to people I shouldn’t.
I distance myself from the people who matter.
I am bad with people.
I am good at being alone.
But I hate being lonely.

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

The Six Laws of Adorability by Jacob Andrews [collegehumor]

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

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tits-mcgeek:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

wizardstan:

thirstywhiplash:

andrewcentrism:

nikkidoughnuts:

88floors:

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

 

DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!

Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.

Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.

Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”.  Then by all means, print tiny dicks.

Wizardstan dropping some knowledge

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS!?!?

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buzzfeed:

Everyone on this site is so crazy. 

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kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

My life

(Source: kanyewesticle, via starshipsandcheesecake)

collegehumor:

An Honest Car Advertisement
Walking has better gas mileage though.

collegehumor:

An Honest Car Advertisement

Walking has better gas mileage though.

(Source: izismile.com)