So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems
Putting this on the Xmas list!
MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!
Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.
Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.
Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”. Then by all means, print tiny dicks.
Wizardstan dropping some knowledge
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS!?!?
|Hank:||Did you know the earth's core would be solid if it weren't for the heat generated by radioactive decay of nuclear isotopes?|
|Me:||That's kind of beautiful.|
|Me:||No, but the idea that decay is what makes life possible is deeply resonant.|
|Hank:||Well, it isn't decay in the traditional sense.|
|Me:||Shut up. I'm having a moment.|